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citychicken:

  • Black Flag at San Pedro High circa 1983

I wasn’t doing shit in 1983. I was in seventh-grade, wearing corduroys, discovering Nikes and riding 10-speeds.

I was a sophomore about to get kicked out of catholick high school for having a picture of The Plasmatics in my locker. And for possession of a cigarette lighter (allegedly). I think I turned out alright…

The best-kept secret in Detroit…

TERMS OF ENDEARMENT.

Here is a list (compiled from our Gmail Chats) of various monikers that my good homie :CITY CHICKEN: and I have referred to each other as for the better part of this last year.

There are some quality band names / song titles below.

  • MUNGY TRUSS RECIPIENT.
  • GROPE SALAD.
  • UNHOLY NUTBAG.
  • BUG TITS.
  • BALONEY PONY.
  • CRAIG BIGGIO’S SLOPPY SECONDS.
  • BUG DICK.
  • ASS HANDLE.
  • DENG DU PROVINCE EXPAT.
  • LIPS.
  • BRENDA NEFF IN 1984.
  • BASKETBALL TITTIES.
  • CROTCHNOCCHIO.
  • FART CARTON.
  • BASKET OF HERPES POMMES FRITES.
  • CRANIAL NUTSACK.
  • CRISCO GOITER SOUFFLE.
  • MANDIBULAR ILLUMINATI CROTCH.
  • NUT SAVAGE.
  • CROTCH BROULADE.
  • BASKET OF SNAIL DICKS.
  • TESTICLES AL FRESCO.
  • ORGANIC COLD-PRESSED / NON-HOMOGENIZED FREE-RANGE HERPES.
  • SLAP TITS.
  • MALTESE NIPPLE.
  • CHOAD WALLOP.
  • ALBATROSS COCK RING.
  • ASS PRINGLES.
  • DISCARDED PORK CASING AS RECLAIMED FORESKIN.
  • CORN NIPPLES.
  • CREMINI MUSHROOM-SMELLING TITTIES.
  • CAN OF WHARF RAT SEMEN.
  • SNAKE NERPS.
  • PULSING / AGITATED SWARM OF PUSSY WASPS.
  • YAM TITS.
  • PROUD OWNER OF ERIC MONTROSS’ GAME-USED JOCK STRAP.
  • TESTICLE-SHAPED PORCELAIN GRAVY BOAT.
  • BEEF RUDDER.
  • CHUNDER BUDDY.
  • DONG DETAILER.
  • NARWHAL BREAST PUMP.
  • SWEATY TESTICLE-FLAVORED FRUIT ROLLUP.
  • MICK DOWNS’ SOUND CHECK.
  • METAPHYSICAL DONG BOIL.
  • OUT-OF-WORK BASS PLAYER HITTING-UP-HIS-GF-FOR-POT $$$.
  • KINETIC NUT-MUSK ARMADA.
  • WHITE WINE / SMEGMA REDUCTION.
  • BEEF DIAPER.
  • CANNIBALISTIC HORK TITS.
  • NUT BUTTER.
  • CHRIS HOPPE.
  • BILLY BEANE / SABREMETRICS / BILL JAMES “STAT GEEK”.
  • GRASSROOTS SMURF TITS.
  • MUNG BEETLE TITS.
  • AMARE STOUDEMAIRE WEIGHTLIFTING SPOTTING-PARTNER AT THE GYM.
  • POIGNANT SNATCH HAMMER.
  • CARAMELIZED NUTSACK BROULE WITH SLUICE-REDUCTION.
  • MUCUS PLUG.
  • NERPS.
  • KRAUT CROTCH.
  • BISCUIT TITTIES.

citychicken:

At some point, the wife will probably stop letting me prepare the toddler’s pre-bedtime snack. 

Just built this one up for my old homie Norll over at http://citychicken.vox.com/.

The Indy trucks are one-of-a-kind custom powdercoated psycho-green hangers w/ anodized gold baseplates.

One of the many perks of the job…

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