Here is a list (compiled from our Gmail Chats) of various monikers that my good homie :CITY CHICKEN: and I have referred to each other as for the better part of this last year.
There are some quality band names / song titles below.
- MUNGY TRUSS RECIPIENT.
- GROPE SALAD.
- UNHOLY NUTBAG.
- BUG TITS.
- BALONEY PONY.
- CRAIG BIGGIO’S SLOPPY SECONDS.
- BUG DICK.
- ASS HANDLE.
- DENG DU PROVINCE EXPAT.
- LIPS.
- BRENDA NEFF IN 1984.
- BASKETBALL TITTIES.
- CROTCHNOCCHIO.
- FART CARTON.
- BASKET OF HERPES POMMES FRITES.
- CRANIAL NUTSACK.
- CRISCO GOITER SOUFFLE.
- MANDIBULAR ILLUMINATI CROTCH.
- NUT SAVAGE.
- CROTCH BROULADE.
- BASKET OF SNAIL DICKS.
- TESTICLES AL FRESCO.
- ORGANIC COLD-PRESSED / NON-HOMOGENIZED FREE-RANGE HERPES.
- SLAP TITS.
- MALTESE NIPPLE.
- CHOAD WALLOP.
- ALBATROSS COCK RING.
- ASS PRINGLES.
- DISCARDED PORK CASING AS RECLAIMED FORESKIN.
- CORN NIPPLES.
- CREMINI MUSHROOM-SMELLING TITTIES.
- CAN OF WHARF RAT SEMEN.
- SNAKE NERPS.
- PULSING / AGITATED SWARM OF PUSSY WASPS.
- YAM TITS.
- PROUD OWNER OF ERIC MONTROSS’ GAME-USED JOCK STRAP.
- TESTICLE-SHAPED PORCELAIN GRAVY BOAT.
- BEEF RUDDER.
- CHUNDER BUDDY.
- DONG DETAILER.
- NARWHAL BREAST PUMP.
- SWEATY TESTICLE-FLAVORED FRUIT ROLLUP.
- MICK DOWNS’ SOUND CHECK.
- METAPHYSICAL DONG BOIL.
- OUT-OF-WORK BASS PLAYER HITTING-UP-HIS-GF-FOR-POT $$$.
- KINETIC NUT-MUSK ARMADA.
- WHITE WINE / SMEGMA REDUCTION.
- BEEF DIAPER.
- CANNIBALISTIC HORK TITS.
- NUT BUTTER.
- CHRIS HOPPE.
- BILLY BEANE / SABREMETRICS / BILL JAMES “STAT GEEK”.
- GRASSROOTS SMURF TITS.
- MUNG BEETLE TITS.
- AMARE STOUDEMAIRE WEIGHTLIFTING SPOTTING-PARTNER AT THE GYM.
- POIGNANT SNATCH HAMMER.
- CARAMELIZED NUTSACK BROULE WITH SLUICE-REDUCTION.
- MUCUS PLUG.
- NERPS.
- KRAUT CROTCH.
- BISCUIT TITTIES.