2 TONS OF STEEL - 100 MILES AN HOUR.

Here is a list (compiled from our Gmail Chats) of various monikers that my good homie :CITY CHICKEN: and I have referred to each other as for the better part of this last year.

There are some quality band names / song titles below.

• MUNGY TRUSS RECIPIENT.
• GROPE SALAD.
• UNHOLY NUTBAG.
• BUG TITS.
• BALONEY PONY.
• CRAIG BIGGIO’S SLOPPY SECONDS.
• BUG DICK.
• ASS HANDLE.
• DENG DU PROVINCE EXPAT.
• LIPS.
• BRENDA NEFF IN 1984.
• BASKETBALL TITTIES.
• CROTCHNOCCHIO.
• FART CARTON.
• BASKET OF HERPES POMMES FRITES.
• CRANIAL NUTSACK.
• CRISCO GOITER SOUFFLE.
• MANDIBULAR ILLUMINATI CROTCH.
• NUT SAVAGE.
• CROTCH BROULADE.
• BASKET OF SNAIL DICKS.
• TESTICLES AL FRESCO.
• ORGANIC COLD-PRESSED / NON-HOMOGENIZED FREE-RANGE HERPES.
• SLAP TITS.
• MALTESE NIPPLE.
• CHOAD WALLOP.
• ALBATROSS COCK RING.
• ASS PRINGLES.
• DISCARDED PORK CASING AS RECLAIMED FORESKIN.
• CORN NIPPLES.
• CREMINI MUSHROOM-SMELLING TITTIES.
• CAN OF WHARF RAT SEMEN.
• SNAKE NERPS.
• PULSING / AGITATED SWARM OF PUSSY WASPS.
• YAM TITS.
• PROUD OWNER OF ERIC MONTROSS’ GAME-USED JOCK STRAP.
• TESTICLE-SHAPED PORCELAIN GRAVY BOAT.
• BEEF RUDDER.
• CHUNDER BUDDY.
• DONG DETAILER.
• NARWHAL BREAST PUMP.
• SWEATY TESTICLE-FLAVORED FRUIT ROLLUP.
• MICK DOWNS’ SOUND CHECK.
• METAPHYSICAL DONG BOIL.
• OUT-OF-WORK BASS PLAYER HITTING-UP-HIS-GF-FOR-POT $$$.
• KINETIC NUT-MUSK ARMADA.
• WHITE WINE / SMEGMA REDUCTION.
• BEEF DIAPER.
• CANNIBALISTIC HORK TITS.
• NUT BUTTER.
• CHRIS HOPPE.
• BILLY BEANE / SABREMETRICS / BILL JAMES “STAT GEEK”.
• GRASSROOTS SMURF TITS.
• MUNG BEETLE TITS.
• AMARE STOUDEMAIRE WEIGHTLIFTING SPOTTING-PARTNER AT THE GYM.
• POIGNANT SNATCH HAMMER.
• CARAMELIZED NUTSACK BROULE WITH SLUICE-REDUCTION.
• MUCUS PLUG.
• NERPS.
• KRAUT CROTCH.
• BISCUIT TITTIES.